yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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