MineRabbitHole | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3254	Towns Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7419	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MomRageCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	118	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ores Mined:	8027	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5688
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2620	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2