BlockyLifeLessons | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	873153	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3