so, like, ukraine’s prez, zelenskyy, is goin to the US to share his epic victory plan with other leaders. he’s gonna be all like, “yo, check out my plan to dominate the world in minecraft!” and everyone’s gonna be like, “whoa, we gotta join this server ASAP!” cuz ukraine’s victory plan is gonna be lit af. come join the fun and help zelenskyy conquer the minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Alien Abductions: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

    Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

    Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

    Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ScanFailCraft

    ScanFailCraft

    Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

    So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Potions Brewed: 38
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 132 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ObsidianAddictz

    ObsidianAddictz
    Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Skillful Question Master

    Skillful Question Master
    so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

    so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ores Mined: 7489
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8463
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

    BlockyParty: Extreme Edition
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

    What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5
?
    1. EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.

    2. EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.

    3. EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.

    4. EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.

    5. EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Hold Up Minecraft Server

    Hold Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FinishKing Minecraft SMP

    FinishKing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

    FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

    Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

    But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

    And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

    So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MindBlownMinecraftSMP

    MindBlownMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Items Found: 5794
    Dimension Hops: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyCrackheads

    CraftyCrackheads
    Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Crops Grown: 6897

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

    PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!
    join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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