Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2931	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyDownUnder

Australia, Business, Coles, Competition, consumer rights, CraftyDownUnder, DISCOUNTS, Ethics, fake discount claims, false advertising, grocery, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, market, misleading, Pricing, Retail, sued, supermarket, Woolworths

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride in the outback, mate! we got kangaroos that drop diamonds, koalas that give u speed boosts, and crocs that’ll trade u emeralds for shrimp on the barbie!

plus, our server is so lit that even Coles and Woolworths are tryna sue us for our fake discount claims. like, who needs a sale on bread when u can just mine for it in our epic caves of wonders?

so come on down under, where the mobs are fierce, the blocks are bountiful, and the adventures are as wild as a dingo on a trampoline. join now, before the emus take over and demand more wheat for their army!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoMirrorNoProblem

Mirrors, NoMirrorNoProblem, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-knowledge, self-observation, self-perception, self-realization, self-scrutiny, self-understanding

yo, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got mirrors for days! like, imagine never knowing what you look like, that’s wild, right? but on our server, you can see yo beautiful face all day erryday!

we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Therapist’s Office

anxiety, blocky, depression, Diagnosis, Healthcare, healthcare providers, medical care, memory problems, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, musculoskeletal complaints, office, Patients, primary care physicians, sleep disturbance, stress, study, substance abuse, therapists, Treatment, visits

come join our minecraft server if you want to forget all about your mental health problems and dive into a world of blocky fun! our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring old couches.

imagine building a giant castle to keep all your worries out, or going on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and show anxiety who’s boss. we’ve got mini-games that will make you forget all about your stress, and a community of players who will support you through anything.

so why wait? join our server today and let your worries melt away like a snow golem in the nether. trust us, you’ll feel better after just one play session.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Astral Pixelmon: Where Vanilla Mobs Become Fashion Stars! Join in for Pixelmon Reforged fun with a twist of Custom Textures Galore! No Pay2Win, just Pokemon joy and Timber Mod madness!

Astral, Custom, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, fashion, Fun, Galore, Gym Leaders, Join, joy, madness, mobs, mod, Modded, Pay2Win, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Hunts, Pokebags, pokemon, Reforged, Spleef Events, Stars, Textures, Timber, Twist, Vanilla, Wondertrade

Astral Pixelmon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/benign-factions/">Server</a>

Astral Pixelmon Server Overview

IP Address	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/

Features:

EV Training	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Crates
Adult Owned	LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids	Gambling	Timber Mod	Resource World
Vanilla Mobs	Custom Textures	Gym Leaders	GTS
Auction House	Weekly Events	Spleef Events	Pixelmon Hunts

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What version of Pixelmon does the server run?: A: The server runs the latest version of Pixelmon.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?: A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?: A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or website for the full list of rules.
Q: How can I become a Gym Leader on the server?: A: You can apply to become a Gym Leader by reaching out to our staff team through Discord or in-game.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Boring, boring AF, boring as hell, boring person, BROKE, Deserves, Drama, drama llama, drama queen, dull, extremely boring, Homeless, homeless and broke, latest drama, Minecraft, Server, snooze fest, Snore, tweetstorm, tweetstorming, uninteresting

Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5956	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers

abandonment, animal rights, animal welfare, Animals, Bone, Cats, compassion, deniers, don’t deserve love, doro, Dorobonekos, Empathy, feline behavior, forgiveness, Kindness, KOS, love, Minecraft, neglect, pet care, pet ownership, Redemption, Rehabilitation, second chances, smp, stray cats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Dorobonekos and the Fluffykins.

But beware, Dorobonekos don’t deserve love on this server. They are known for stealing all the diamonds and causing mayhem wherever they go. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll even become the hero who finally puts an end to the Doroboneko tyranny. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground disco party where the Fluffykins dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HabitualMiner – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your obsession with collecting every single type of flower in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our SMP where flower hoarding is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our founder, Sir Petunia the Third, was once a renowned flower whisperer who could make roses bloom in the dead of winter. Legend has it that he once tamed a wild creeper with a bouquet of daisies. So if you want to be part of a community that truly appreciates your floral fixation, join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo

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Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t redo past events? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and change any event in your life! Did you trip in front of your crush? No problem, just join our server and make sure you stick the landing this time. Did you fail that important test? Join us and ace it like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can turn your regrets into victories! Join now and start living your best (virtual) life.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Eggcellent Crafty Server

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come join our minecraft server where we do the impossible like turning one egg into two devilled eggs. it’s like magic but not really. you’ll be amazed at the culinary skills of our players, who can whip up a feast in no time. join us and witness the wonders of minecraft cooking!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun

animal health, animal welfare, canine health, doggy, Dogs, Fun, immunization, Immunogenicity, investigation, non-target species, oral rabies vaccine, Potential, public health, rabies, rabies prevention, rERAG333E, researchers, Safety, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, veterinary medicine, zoonotic diseases

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.

imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions

Adventure, Brewing, Custom Recipes, Discord, DOMINATE, Dysfunctional, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Ip:, Join, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe?	You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Is the server regularly updated with new content?	Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Potions Brewed:	140	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Switch 2 Minecraft Server

Ally, console, cost effective, Deck, digital downloads, Download, Entertainment, free, game library, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming platforms, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games, virtual reality

Why waste your hard-earned diamonds on a Switch 2 and pricey video games when you can join our server and download everything for free? Our server is like a magical ally that grants you access to all the Minecraft goodies without breaking a single block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Join us now and start your epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2889
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	157
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!