Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers

abandonment, animal rights, animal welfare, Animals, Bone, Cats, compassion, deniers, don’t deserve love, doro, Dorobonekos, Empathy, feline behavior, forgiveness, Kindness, KOS, love, Minecraft, neglect, pet care, pet ownership, Redemption, Rehabilitation, second chances, smp, stray cats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Dorobonekos and the Fluffykins.

But beware, Dorobonekos don’t deserve love on this server. They are known for stealing all the diamonds and causing mayhem wherever they go. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll even become the hero who finally puts an end to the Doroboneko tyranny. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground disco party where the Fluffykins dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9845
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HabitualMiner – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your obsession with collecting every single type of flower in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our SMP where flower hoarding is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our founder, Sir Petunia the Third, was once a renowned flower whisperer who could make roses bloom in the dead of winter. Legend has it that he once tamed a wild creeper with a bouquet of daisies. So if you want to be part of a community that truly appreciates your floral fixation, join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Emeralds Found:	9313	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo

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Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t redo past events? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and change any event in your life! Did you trip in front of your crush? No problem, just join our server and make sure you stick the landing this time. Did you fail that important test? Join us and ace it like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can turn your regrets into victories! Join now and start living your best (virtual) life.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Eggcellent Crafty Server

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come join our minecraft server where we do the impossible like turning one egg into two devilled eggs. it’s like magic but not really. you’ll be amazed at the culinary skills of our players, who can whip up a feast in no time. join us and witness the wonders of minecraft cooking!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	9562
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.

imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2636	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	691
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions

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World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe?	You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Is the server regularly updated with new content?	Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3706	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Switch 2 Minecraft Server

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Why waste your hard-earned diamonds on a Switch 2 and pricey video games when you can join our server and download everything for free? Our server is like a magical ally that grants you access to all the Minecraft goodies without breaking a single block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Join us now and start your epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	161
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MadHubbyNoFunZone

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Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7234
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineRabbitHole

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Are you tired of falling down boring internet rabbit holes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate rabbit hole of craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground society of friendly creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole and join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyKurskFunTime

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so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.

also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.

so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	491519

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.