Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more surprises than bottles of pee under your boyfriend’s bed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, drama, and maybe even a few hidden treasures (hopefully not pee-related).

Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?

And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Void Gems Collected: 26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Runes Activated: 2
Love Letters Sent: 18 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

    GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

    MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

    But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

    So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MotherRussiaCraft

    MotherRussiaCraft
    come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

    Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

    plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 262 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

    Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

    Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

    BlockAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Enchantments Applied: 103
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Buildings Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PixelPotion

    PixelPotion
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

    UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server
    haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

    we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

    join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Dimension Hops: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3165 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7062 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

    Kuznetsov’s Last Stand
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

    Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9503 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

    DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious
    Established 2018
    Season 12 Start Date August 2nd
    Server Members 350 (550 total members)

    Why should you join us?

    • Servers hosted in North America
    • Discord to Minecraft chat
    • Simple Voice Chat integration
    • Suggestion forums, available to all members
    • Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
    • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
    • Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
    • Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
    • …we also have a Pokemon channel :3

    FAQ

    How can I apply to join the server?

    Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

    What is the server focus?

    The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

    What are Mini Seasons?

    Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

    Is Discord required to join the server?

    Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Potions Brewed: 96
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

    Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

    Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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