MissileCruiseCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2206	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	7047	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Votes:	8856
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	1219	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	423896	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magic Items Found:	3608	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

CreeperCuisine

Adult, CEREAL, chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, comfort food, COOKIES, CreeperCuisine, french fries, grilled cheese, guilty pleasure, Hot Dogs, ice cream, indulgence, kid food, mac and cheese, Nostalgia, peanut butter and jelly, pizza, snack, spaghetti tacos, Treat

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	965770
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Congress, controversy, Diplomacy, exchange, foreign policy, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, MINERALS, negotiations, Politics, quid pro quo, rare earths, RareEarthCraft, Server, Trade, trump, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, White House

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

TrumpCraft2020

Ban, campaign finance, Democracy, election, election security, FEARS, foreign interference, foreign political funding, Government, Greenland, influence, international relations, legislation, policy, political donations, Politics, regulations, SOVEREIGNTY, transparency, trump, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Enchantments Applied:	242	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ores Mined:	946	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9