PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Sunburned SMP: Survival with a BIG Update & World Expansion just took a tumble! Custom Fish, Gear, and Enchants await!

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Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference!
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless!
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded!
🔮 50+ Custom Enchants. Enhance your gear with our extensive collection of over 50 unique custom enchants! From elemental powers to special abilities, these enchants add a whole new dimension to your equipment and gameplay. Discover rare and powerful combinations to become a true legend on the server!
💪 mcMMO Skills and Progression. Level up your character with the popular mcMMO plugin! Develop skills in various areas such as mining, woodcutting, fishing, and combat. Unlock powerful abilities, gain experience, and become a master in your chosen fields. Watch as your character grows stronger with every action you take!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Shaded Minecraft server?

A: Simply enter the server IP play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client and start your adventure!

Q: Are there any custom features on the Shaded server?

A: Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as the Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the land claiming and grief prevention system on Shaded to keep your creations safe and secure.

Q: How can I earn ranks and perks on the server?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks as a token of appreciation for your support!

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the Shaded server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional, allowing you to choose whether or not to participate based on your playstyle preferences.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1274	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hello 4chan Minecraft Server

4chan, digital activism, fake names, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, internet mischief, internet pranks, internet trolling, library, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online forums, Online Petition, online petitions, Server, social media, spam script, trolling

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, do I have the perfect server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Our community is like no other, with players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where we prank online petitions and polls just for fun. Remember that time when we convinced the local library to move 150 meters just for kicks? Yeah, that was us.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous stunts we’ll pull next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Emeralds Found:	9588
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ms Rachel and Elmo Minecraft SMP Link Up

Bonding, catch up, Companionship, Connection, Elmo, EXCITEMENT, Friends, friendship, get together, Happiness, Happy, joy, Keep It, Link, linked up, Meeting, Minecraft, ms rachel, need it, Rachel, reunion, smp, socializing

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as Ms Rachel and Elmo team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Ms Rachel accidentally turned Elmo’s house into a giant cookie and chaos ensued as they tried to figure out how to change it back. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for them!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons every Friday night. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining and crafting. Need it or keep it? You decide!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, c ptsd, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, emotional triggers, Empathy, family, generational trauma, house rules, Inheritance, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from your mom and stepdad! No more backhanded remarks about your interior decorating skills or vacuuming before 8 am. Plus, no need to worry about triggering your C-PTSD because in our world, you’re the boss!

Join us now and escape the chaos of real life for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Build, explore, and relax without any judgment or unwanted advice. Trust us, it’s better than confronting your mom about her TV volume at 2 am!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyTrustFundSaver

accommodation fees, aita, Best Friend, CraftyTrustFundSaver, dependant, Eviction, family, financial troubles, Generosity, Gifts, Guilt, homelessness, parents, rent money, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Stingy, student loans, trust fund, Uni fees, younger siblings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where generosity is key! Just like in the real world, we believe in sharing the wealth and spreading the love. Join us and receive your virtual trust fund when you turn 18 in the game – the more you contribute, the bigger the fund!

Imagine having £20,000 in your virtual trust fund – you can treat your friends to brunch, buy them jewellery, and even help out those in need. But be careful, because just like in this crazy story, you might have friends asking you for rent money in the game too! Will you be generous like our protagonist, or will you be labeled as stingy and selfish?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the generosity, and the outrageousness of virtual trust funds in Minecraft! Who knew financial troubles could be so entertaining in a blocky world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LuckyCraft: What’s Your Epic Moment?

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Have you ever accidentally mined a diamond block with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous luck you’ve ever had in your virtual life. From finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear to stumbling upon a secret village of friendly llamas, our server is a goldmine of lucky moments waiting to happen. So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your luck levels skyrocket to infinity and beyond!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	441	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HackCraft: Kremlin Edition

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so like, this server is so epic, even russian hackers are trying to get in on the action! they heard about our sick builds and crazy pvp battles and just had to try and hack their way in. but don’t worry, our admin team is on it, they’re like the avengers of the minecraft world, protecting our precious server from evil hackers. join us and be part of the most intense server drama since herobrine was spotted in the nether! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come build, fight, and laugh with us on the best server in the multiverse!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	8817
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Superman’s Weak Muscles Server

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Yo, join dis epic Minecraft server where even Superman would be like “woah, these muscles are too big for me!” We got crazy strong heroes runnin’ around, liftin’ blocks like it’s nothin’. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are hittin’ the gym to keep up with the muscle madness. Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all the superheroes hang out and plan their next epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. So come on, join us and flex those pixelated muscles like you’ve never flexed before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Silvermons: Where Pixelmon and Progression meet Endgame PvE…plus we throw in some bad puns and free puppies!

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Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Details
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack – Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Silvermons?

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

2. What features does Silvermons offer?

Silvermons has a custom level cap and rank progression system including exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, there are Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP play.silvermons.com on Minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs can fly, the creepers do the cha-cha, and the cows have formed a secret underground society plotting to take over the world – one block at a time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? It’s always a pleasant surprise to witness such thing in this modern climate. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	4144
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Daily Shiroyama SMP Mita-san

action-packed, Adventure, Ancient Ruins, archaeology, Chapter 19, Cliffhanger, Comic, Daily, Daily Shiroyama, Exploration, FANTASY, graphic novel, historical fiction, Japan, Japanese culture, Manga, Mita Tamiko, Mita-san, Mitasan, Mystery, Ruins Explorer, Shiroyama, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and embark on a journey with the legendary Ruins Explorer Mita Tamiko as she searches for ancient treasures and battles fierce mobs. Rumor has it she once tamed a Creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of Skeletons – now that’s a sight to see!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest loot you’ll ever find in Minecraft. From diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs, you’ll be decked out in gear that will make all the other players green with envy.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are busting out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for Mita Tamiko – she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyParent Minecraft Server

Airport, aita, Asshole, CraftyParent, DAUGHTER, flip phone, holiday, iPhone, Kids, Minecraft, Panic, Phone, refusing to help, Rude, Server, sister, Smartphone, social media, Tantrum, vacation, Western Europe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in tough love and teaching valuable life lessons! Just like the parent in this story, we won’t coddle you or give you everything you want.

Join us if you want to learn the importance of responsibility and not throwing tantrums when things don’t go your way. Our server is filled with challenges and obstacles that will test your patience and resilience, just like this daughter had to learn to suck it up and deal with her flip phone.

Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded without a phone like this poor girl – but we will make sure you appreciate what you have and learn to make the best of any situation. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

WillCraftSis32

assets, BETRAYAL, college, death, estranged, euthanized, family, forgiveness, grudges, Illness, Inheritance, Legal, medical bills, orphanage, Pancreatic cancer, relationships, Resentment, sister, step sister, Will, WillCraftSis32

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where anything is possible.

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where step-sisters fight over wills and ex-boyfriends date their ex’s siblings. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a drama-filled Minecraft saga that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family and friendship.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mines Excavated:	3460
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SkillzMC SMP

Aptitude, capability, dexterity, exceptional ability, Expertise, gift, KNACK™, Mastery, proficiency, rare skill, skill, skill set, SkillzMC, smp, special ability, specialized skill, Specialty, standout skill, strength, talent, unique skill, unique talent

Do you have the uncanny ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? Can you build a house out of nothing but dirt and survive a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword? If so, then you belong in our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have the most ridiculous skills possible! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, show us what you’ve got and let’s make this SMP the most insane server in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!