WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	2674
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Farms Harvested:	672	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Zombie Dances:	8

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Star Shards Collected:	125	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Chimeras Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Mines Excavated:	1200
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5750	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	151	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Potions Brewed:	190	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Buildings Constructed:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	2460	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Mines Excavated:	2270
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Buildings Constructed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6897
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

New Minecraft Servers 2025

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