Thick Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	170
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8898
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	3275	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3361	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2912	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	217
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2518	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4745	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	6549	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magic Items Found:	5722	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4619	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	3306	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5