4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ores Mined:	8026	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	79
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8952	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MainlandMischiefCraft

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LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	170
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Animals Bred:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Revelation MC

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Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Divine Spears Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	8065	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	4754	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hezboomb: PrecisionCraft – Blowin’ Up Blocks!

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join our epic minecraft server and blow stuff up like a pro! we have the most insane explosions that will make you feel like a terrorist mastermind. our intel on targets is so precise, you’ll be blowing up blocks with surgical precision. become the ultimate hezbollah warrior in the world of minecraft and show off your detonation skills. join now and start causing chaos in the most explosive way possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyKicks: Just Do It

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join this epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. why join, you ask? well, because our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden village, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will grant you three wishes. one player even claimed they found a unicorn riding a roller coaster made of rainbows.

our server is so lit, even herobrine himself asked to join the fun. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.