SarmatFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kripmain server minecraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

New Minecraft Servers

The server has not yet been advanced since it is made on a non -pay host

The Eternal Region

ETERNAL, Region, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Votes:	1733	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	288	Dragon Eggs Found:	8697
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	7238
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

No PvP	No Griefing	No Stealing
Community Driven Project

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. When will the server go live?

The server will go live as soon as we have 5-10 members. Please apply through our Discord.

2. What are the rules of the server?

No PvP, No Griefing, No Stealing. The server is a community-driven project with a focus on collaboration and teamwork.

3. What features does the server have?

– Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night. – Proximity voice chat for immersive in-game communication. – Easy concrete conversion using cauldrons. – Double shulker shells from every shulker kill. – No phantoms, kill bats for membranes. – Anti-enderman grief, no stolen blocks. – Grief protection plugin.

4. How can I join the server?

To join the server, apply through our Discord server. You can find the link to our Discord in the overview above.

5. What is the server’s community like?

The server encourages teamwork, creative solutions, and long-term industrialization planning. Nether and End will be disabled initially to conquer together as a community event.

6. When will the server officially launch?

The server will be going live this weekend. An official announcement with the exact launch date will be posted soon.

Echoing Dreams 1.21.4

1.21.4, Audio recording, consent, digital recording, dreams, Echoing, Ethics, Hidden Camera, Home Invasion, home security, invasion of privacy, Legality, personal boundaries, privacy concerns, privacy laws, private property, recording, recording devices, security cameras, Surveillance, Technology, Trust, video footage

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got houses so cool, you’ll wanna record yourself in them! Like, why not show off your sick crib to all your friends? It’s like MTV Cribs but blockier and with more creepers. Plus, our server has the best security system – try to break in and you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry villagers armed with potatoes. It’s like a reality show waiting to happen, but in Minecraft. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to hit record, cuz things are about to get wild in our virtual neighborhood!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

adoption, Black culture, black identity, blackness, Boundaries, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, cultural appropriation, Diversity, dna test, ethnicity, family, fetishization, friendship, Identity, Minecraft, mixed race, Race, Rift, Server, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, white passing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ores Mined:	4441	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy roommate story!

Experience the thrill of uncovering shocking secrets and identity crises just like Anna did when she found out she’s not actually mixed race! Will you also discover a hidden truth about yourself in our server? Who knows, maybe you’re secretly a unicorn in disguise!

Join now and witness the chaos as players try to claim they’re part Iranian or identify as a different race just to fit in. Embrace the madness as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, even if it means calling out your friends for their ridiculous behavior.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the craziness. Join our server today and let the laughter and insanity begin!

BdayBlunderCraft

Argument, attitude, BdayBlunderCraft, bills, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, Cooking, Effort, emotional needs, groceries, housework, love language, Manipulation, neglect, one sided, relationship, reminder, Resentment, Special, unemployed

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting your birthday is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!

Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!

Pup Puzzle Palace

adaptation, animal science, Assumptions, Behavior, biological diversity, Breed, canine, Challenges, comparative anatomy, dog, Evolution, genetics, Morphology, natural selection, Palace, Performance, physical traits, pup, puzzle, scientific research, selective breeding, skull shape, specialization

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	4612	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our amazin server where dog skull shape is da key to success!! we got challenges dat will make u question everything u know about performance specialization from selective breeding!! build ur own dog skull shaped castle and show off ur skills to da world!! u wont find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so join now and let da fun begin!! 🐶💀🏰 #dogskullshape #minecraftmadness

HexArchon

Bedrock Support, boss fights, consoles, Custom-Modeled, Daily Rewards, dedicated hardware, Fresh content, HexArchon, Joining FAQs, Magic Items, mmorpg, Player Shops, playstyles, Quality-of-life improvements, Repeatable Quests, smp, trustworthy, Unique Builds, unique traits, Zero-Lag Gameplay

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Feature	Description
Server Name	HexArchon
Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Gameplay Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server Trailer	Watch Trailer
Discord Server	Join Discord
Wiki	Visit Wiki

FAQ

How do I join the HexArchon server?

To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

What values does HexArchon prioritize?

Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	131
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Void Armor Forged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Star Shards Collected:	174
Magic Items Found:	8591	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
New Chunks Explored:	639426	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	9741	Endless Night Skies:	3

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9426
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	303	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	4151
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4