ShoelessSpouseCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5312
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Enchantments Applied:	173	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Why Are Women Like This? Minecraft Server

Behavior, cultural norms, double standards, empowerment, equality, female perspective, feminism, gender, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Minecraft, Misogyny, Psychology, relationships, Server, sexism, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of dealing with women who just don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood gamers out there. Join us and never have to hear “Why are women like this?” again, because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to worry about silly questions like that.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it, he once challenged a group of players to a dance-off and ended up losing because his moves were just too spooky. Join us and you might just find yourself in a dance battle with the infamous Herobrine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking “Why are women like this?” in a whole new context.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Star Shards Collected:	256	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, friendlist, genshin impact, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, Nation of Pyro, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, weapon banner, Web Event, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Don’t worry, we promise it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they’re here to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) and the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm). Trust us, you’ll want to get your hands on these bad boys to survive the chaos that awaits you.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have daily check-in rewards that will have you coming back for more, and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest player in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

dangerous products, debunked safety claims, expert opinions, false safety assurances, health risks, hidden dangers, historical safety, outdated safety standards, overlooked hazards, product recalls, product safety, public health risks, safety failures, safety hazards, safety misconceptions, safety myths, safety reassessments, safety regulations, safety warnings, unsafe products, UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Block Therapy Land

alternative coping, BLOCK, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, creative outlet, distraction, emotional release, Escape, healthy coping, Land, mental health, mindfulness, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, Unconventional, unconventional coping mechanism, unconventional habits, unconventional therapy, unique coping

Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	3904	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israeli border, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, volleys, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UkrainianMunitionMayhem

ammunition storage, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, Military Action, military operation, Military Strikes, munition depots, Politics, russia, russia news, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianMunitionMayhem, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

activewear, athletic wear, body confidence, body image, body positivity, chic, confidence boost, Curvy fashion, Exercise clothing, exercise motivation, exercise routine, fitness apparel, fitness journey, gym wear, plus size women, power, satisfaction, self esteem, self love, SIZE, sweat, workout attire, Workout Gear, workout motivation

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6842	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	8117	Love Letters Sent:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Chaos, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, final fantasy xiv, Fort Jobb, Free Companies, Garo, Gold Saucer, Lakeland, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, malboro crystal, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween BadlandsChugs Watch Party., ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Solution Nine, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, Tokusatsu Watch Party, undisputed, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

advanced mathematics, AI advancements, AI algorithms, AI applications, AI assistants, AI capabilities, AI community, AI Computer Maids, AI development, AI discussions, AI enthusiasts, AI forums, AI Innovations, AI programming, AI projects, AI research, AI solutions, AI tasks, ai technology, Computer Science research, Minecraft, smp, Stuff

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	54
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5364
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

1.20.1, Balanced, borderlands, Claims, custom origins, discord invite, Fun, Graves, Griefing, java, Join, killing, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, smell, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla

Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Emeralds Found:	8445
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.