Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Farms Harvested: 976
Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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