Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not, because on our server, Germans are taking over the world! That’s right, we have German players forming communities in every corner of the Minecraft universe. From building giant beer steins to organizing sausage festivals, the Germans on our server know how to have a good time.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles between rival German factions. Will the Bavarians conquer the Berliners? Will the Swabians rise to power? Only time will tell on our wacky German-themed Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SisCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandonment, anxiety, Boundaries, career, Communication, controlling parents, Decision making, Edition, family, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, Job, mental health, moving out, personal space, relationships, Relocation, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Support, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being tracked and spammed by your sister like in this crazy story? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual world without any overbearing siblings following you around!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own adventure without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your sister tries to log in and read your virtual diary, she won’t find anything because it’s all about fun and games here!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. See you there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Emeralds Found:	9940
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CatLoveInMinecraftSMP

Affection, Animals, Bonding, cat, CatLoveInMinecraftSMP, Companionship, cute, emotional connection, Feline, furry friend, Happiness, Heartwarming, love, loyalty, pet owner, pet parent, Pets, purring, realization, special bond, unconditional love

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll find out that your cat loves you when it starts building you a giant statue made entirely out of fish blocks! Yes, that’s right, our server is so magical that even your in-game pets will show their love in the most creative ways possible. So come on, join us and witness the purr-fect love story between you and your feline friends unfold in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyImprovements

Confidence, CraftyImprovements, Development, goals, habits, improvement mindset, learning, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, success, Time management, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a giant game of hide and seek where the seekers are giant creepers with party hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Or maybe you’re in the mood to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	242	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1331

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SpyCraft: Mexi-Russo Hub

#covert operations, cia, cold war, Diplomacy, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, Hub, intelligence, intelligence agencies, international relations, KGB, mexico, MexiRusso, Politics, russia, SECURITY, soviet union, Spycraft, Spying, Surveillance, united states

so like, picture this: russia and mexico team up to spy on the u.s. but in minecraft! you can be a spy for russia or mexico and try to outsmart the americans. there are secret missions, hidden bases, and even a taco truck that serves as a front for the spy operation. plus, there’s a giant statue of putin riding a llama because why not? join now and be part of the most ridiculous spy game ever!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Buildings Constructed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NORRSMC

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Spanish Survival Community Friends Multiplayer PVP Creative Economy Roleplay Minigames Adventure Exploration Building Plugins Quests Factions Skyblock Parkour Redstone Farming, Survival, Vanilla

Spanish speaking server – NORRS Community

-Survival with house protection

-Free ranks and kits

-Make friends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

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Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations.

Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!

Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack

Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord

FAQ

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ores Mined:	4843	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SisCraftOFShame

Argument, bimbo fetish, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, hypersexual, Jealousy, MONEY, morality, Mother, onlyfans, plastic surgery, PRUDES, relationships, Self Respect, SisCraftOFShame, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	2244	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

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Do you wish bell-bottoms and disco balls were still a thing? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back all the retro trends you never knew you needed! From lava lamps in every base to pixelated tie-dye sheep, we’re all about bringing back the grooviest styles from the past. Join us for a blast from the past and a server experience that’s far out, man!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Farms Harvested:	389

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SeaCreepCraft

aquatic anomalies, chilling experiences, creepy encounters, deep sea exploration, eerie sightings, ghost ships, haunted waters, marine life, maritime folklore, maritime legends, maritime superstitions, maritime work, nautical tales, ocean mysteries, oceanic mysteries, sea creatures, sea monsters, SeaCreepCraft, spooky encounters, underwater sightings, water phantoms

Ahoy mateys! Are you tired of sailing the seven seas only to be bored out of your mind? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your aquatic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering the most bizarre and creepy sea creatures you’ve ever seen. From giant squids that serenade you with sea shanties to mermaids who will trade you enchanted tridents for your soul, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual ocean.

But that’s not all! We also have underwater dungeons filled with treasure and cursed pirate ships that will haunt your dreams. So grab your compass and set sail for the most outrageous Minecraft server on the high seas. Arrrrr you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Solar Fields Fun Craft

Astronomy, coronal magnetic fields, Craft, Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope, Fields, Fun, magnetic fields, Maps, research, scientists, Solar, solar activity, solar dynamics, solar eruptions, solar exploration, solar flares, solar phenomena, solar research, solar science, Space, Sun, sunspots, Technology, Understanding

OMG U GUYS, dis Minecraft server is like, outta dis world! We got scientists and stuff makin’ maps of da Sun’s coronal magnetic fields, like whaaaat? U can learn all about solar eruptions and sunspots and be all smart and stuff. Join dis server and be part of da solar revolution, it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, we got like, special Sun-themed skins and tools for u to use, so u can be da coolest player in da whole dang server. Come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s explore da mysteries of da Sun together! 🌞🔥🚀

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.