PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3353	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9337	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	5708
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	3912
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ores Mined:	8260	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9331
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	7208
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9354
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9012	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Potions Brewed:	97	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Votes:	682

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2677	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Votes:	3068
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	617
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3687	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1