Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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