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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1604 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!