Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, pranks, and shenanigans galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a llama with a mustache.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs. That’s right, free gold just for signing up!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Potions Brewed: 184 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Zombie Dances: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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