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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7284 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 77 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!