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Elysian Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai art, AI creativity, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Images, computer vision, Creative Tools, creativity, dall e, deep learning, digital art, digital design, Elysian, Image Creation, Image Generation, image manipulation, image search, Isles, machine learning, neural networks, Technology, visual art

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest, most mind-bending creations you’ve ever seen in your life. We’re talking builds that will make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

And get this – our community is filled with the most hilarious, off-the-wall players you’ll ever meet. Get ready for non-stop laughs and shenanigans as you explore this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning everything you know about reality. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Space Pants Adventures

accident, Adventures, awkward, bodily function, EMBARRASSING, Friends, funny, humor, Laughter, Memory, memory recall, mishap, mistake, Oops, pants, pooped, relatable, shame, Space, Surprise, unexpected

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8680
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret underground taco party! Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and endless fun. Don’t miss out, come join the madness now! When I did it, I thought about you guys. Let’s goooooo! 🌟🐲🌮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheFun

HateCraftHideout

against the grain, ANNOYING, contrary, despise, detest, dislike, dissenting, HateCraftHideout, hyped up, loathed, Mainstream, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my thing, Overrated, pet peeve, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Items Found:	2954	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3756	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the cows are always dancing, and the zombies have impeccable manners. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building upside down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate treasure?

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT-wielding chickens). Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

activism, blockbuster, Community, crime, discrimination, international relations, Justice, Military, Minecraft, okinawa, Peace, protest, Rally, Safety, Server, sexual assaults, Social Issues, solidarity, Support, U.S. servicemen, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	110
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off sexual assaults by creepers and zombies, just like the okinawans fighting off u.s. servicemen! our community is strong and we protect each other like diamond armor, so come join us and be a hero in the virtual world! plus, our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs, so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!

TaiwanCraft: Hypersonic Missiles!

Advanced weaponry, Asia-Pacific security, Beijing, Chinese threat, defense systems, east asia, geopolitical tensions, hypersonic, hypersonic missiles, military advancements, military strategy, military technology, missile capabilities, missile defense, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national defense, regional conflict, taiwan, Taiwan defense, Taiwan news, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Star Shards Collected:	226	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

lol this server is like taiwan building hypersonic missiles that can hit beijing but in minecraft form! come join us for some epic pvp battles and crazy adventures. we have secret bases, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers. you never know what you’ll find in our world, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

SpankCraft: Parental Struggles

acceptable discipline, American parents, child behavior, child discipline, child rearing, conflicting views, Cultural differences, disciplinary actions, discipline methods, family dynamics, hitting children, hitting pets, Parental, parental attitudes, parenting beliefs, pet behavior, pet discipline, pet ownership, physical punishment, research findings, SpankCraft, spanking, Struggles

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than hittin kids or pets? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we gotz so much fun stuff goin on, u wont even hav time to think bout spankin anythin!

we gotz a secret world where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds, itz so magical u wont evn believe it! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes glitter!

plus, our community is so chill and friendly, u wont evn hav to worry bout any drama or haters. we all just here to have a good time and build epic castles together.

so, forget bout spankin kids or pets, come join our crazy minecraft server and let ur imagination run wild!

Please hop on our server! [anarchy]

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Competition, Conflicts, Dynamic world, Events, evolve, Exploration, growth, Hop, Immersive, Lore, multiplayer, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	171
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	StripesSMP.minehut.gg
Description	Welcome to our brand-new public Minecraft server, designed to bring an exciting mix of survival, community building, and epic conflicts!
Starting Biome	Jungle/Grasslands
Current Players	3 active players

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “StripesSMP.minehut.gg” in the Minecraft multiplayer server list and join.

Q: What can I expect when I first join the server?

A: You will spawn in a jungle/grasslands biome near a small village that can serve as a base of operations.

Q: Can I play solo or do I need to join a team?

A: You can play solo or join a team. The choice is yours!

Q: Are there plans to add more features to the server in the future?

A: Yes, as the server grows, we plan to introduce more features, events, and lore to enhance the player experience.

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Afterlife, bread and circuses, Christianity, coping with reality, divine hiddenness, ETERNAL, European domination, existential angst, existentialism, gender dynamics, God is dead, hedonism, material goods, Medieval Times, nihilism, philosophy, Political, Problem of evil, Realms, Science, Void, white privilege, will to power

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, listen up homies! Are you tired of feeling like the world is going to sh*t and there’s no hope left for us white dudes? Are you sick of God being dead and science taking over everything? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness where you can escape from the harsh realities of life and just have a good time building and exploring. Forget about all that existential angst and join us for some epic adventures in a world where anything is possible. Who needs bread and circuses when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? So, why not take a break from it all and join our server today? Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

WeirdoSteveMC SMP

Bullied, different from others, eccentric student, LONER, misunderstood, nonconformist, odd personality, offbeat sense of humor, outcasted individual, outlandish fashion, Outsider, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, School, smp, social outcast, strange behavior, unconventional style, unique interests, unusual hobbies, weird kid, WeirdoSteveMC

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ores Mined:	5448	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is literally the most insane thing ever. Like, you know how there’s always that one weird kid at school? Well, this server is like if that weird kid was a Minecraft server. It’s so weird, but in a good way, you know?

First of all, the admins are like these crazy geniuses who have created the most chaotic and hilarious world ever. Like, there’s this one time where they turned all the pigs into flying llamas and everyone had to ride them to get around. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing.

And the players on this server are just as weird as the admins. Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant toilet house and only communicates in fart noises. And another player who wears a chicken suit all the time and only speaks in chicken puns. It’s so ridiculous, but that’s what makes it so fun.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and have you laughing until you cry, then you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the weirdest, most outrageous adventures of your life.

CraftyCampusFun

campus, Challenges, Classes, college, CraftyCampusFun, education, Experience, extracurricular activities, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Memories, opportunities, personal development, Professors, responsibilities, social life, Student Life, studying, success

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Towns Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Potions Brewed:	69

Are you tired of boring lectures and endless assignments in college? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper? Say goodbye to student loans and hello to building your dream castle in the sky. So why waste your time in a stuffy classroom when you can join us for the ultimate adventure in blocky paradise? Let’s craft some memories together!

ERROR 555 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, ERROR 555, Gaming, GIF, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PC, Popular, Server, Server List, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	12

The owner of the server “ERROR 555” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

err0rw0rld.aternos.me:20258

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, endless dungeon, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	79	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Animals Bred:	198	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

https://discord.gg/AsEPmhTfsc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets.
What classes are available?	There are many different classes such as Serpent, Undead, and more.
What is the lore of the Fallen Gods?	The lore of the Fallen Gods is a key aspect of the server, providing depth to the world and story.
How can I become strong in Dungeon SMP?	By grinding and exploring the dungeon, you can level up and become stronger in the game.

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Votes:	4968
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	5627	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	9467	Secret Passages Found:	5

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	180
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	6469