Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5411	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7671
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

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so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ArcadiaRP

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Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3077

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7617
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ThirstyCraft

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Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Gut Quest

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Potions Brewed:	164
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25