Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, character event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, Frontline, general, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 2, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, smp, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, Targeted Search, theater mode, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ores Mined:	1456
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	972501

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Votes:	6835	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4051
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3183
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4882	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!