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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1881 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1128 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.