Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7666 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our custom mods will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…long story).
