GoofballGamerz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Farms Harvested:	898	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1490	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6036

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4653	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8897
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ores Mined:	2575
Endless Night Skies:	2	Emeralds Found:	1951

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	496382	Potions Brewed:	126
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Votes:	1374	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	86
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	144
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magic Items Found:	2840	Villages Defended:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9800
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Animals Bred:	111	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Zombie Dances:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Potions Brewed:	77	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Players:	110/300	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Votes:	6338	Underground Cities Explored:	4