Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the constant screams of a needy cat? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, you’ll forget all about the orange menace in your home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the never-ending demands of your feline overlord. Our server is so addictive, you’ll finally get a good night’s sleep without any wall scratching interruptions.

Don’t worry about the vet bills piling up, on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending is your time exploring epic landscapes and battling mobs. Who needs a behaviorist when you can just slash your way through pixelated enemies?

So come join us and leave that annoying cat behind. You deserve a break from the constant meowing and demands for wet food. Trust us, this server is the purr-fect solution to your feline-induced sleep deprivation.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7283
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 57 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mines Excavated: 3552
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2536 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Crops Grown: 4708
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Emeralds Found: 1943
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3174 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Dragon Eggs Found: 981 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 124 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7050 Enchantments Applied: 203
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Enchantments Applied: 219
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 32

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 New Chunks Explored: 216924
    Mines Excavated: 4858 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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