so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.

u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.

plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ores Mined: 8536
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 54
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 351

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Enchantments Applied: 89
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6106 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Magic Items Found: 1062

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6110 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 105 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 165
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 321 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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