Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 34

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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