HourlyInternet SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Votes:	1231	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

Aurora Valley 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, Anime Series, aurora, beautiful girl, birthday celebration, birthday girl, birthday greetings, birthday message, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, character birthday, fictional character, Happy Birthday, high school, japanese animation, light novel, Oregairu, romantic comedy, slice of life, Valley, youth drama, Yukino

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out big time! Why? Because today is Yukino’s birthday, the most beautiful girl in Oregairu! And guess what? She’s throwing a virtual party on the server!

Join us for some epic birthday celebrations, where we’ll be building giant birthday cakes, setting off fireworks, and maybe even challenging Yukino to a PvP battle (just kidding, she’s too OP).

So if you wanna hang out with the coolest anime characters and have a blast, join our server now! Who knows, you might even get a virtual hug from Yukino herself! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make this the best birthday ever!

EvictCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Damage, decision, Drunk, EvictCraft, Eviction, Friendly, knife, LANDLORD, living situation, Minecraft, Poor, regret, rental, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, ROWDY, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	3466
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild and unpredictable than V jr after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except instead of dealing with knife-wielding drunkards, you’ll be battling zombies and creepers!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants from your virtual world, just like our landlord did to V and V jr. But don’t worry, there’s no need to feel bad for them – they’ll respawn in no time and be back to their friendly selves (hopefully without the knives).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s more chaotic than a drunken rampage, come join us on our server. Just watch out for any doors that may have been damaged in the process – you never know what’s lurking behind them!

NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE

aita, Babysitting, brother, Drunk, family, Friends, Kids, mad, nephew, new year’s eve, Niece, NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE, offer, Party, Pay, Plans, Respect, sibling conflict, Time, TOUGH, Upset

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your siblings? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to leave you hanging like this poor soul’s brother did on New Year’s Eve! Our community is full of responsible players who understand the importance of respecting each other’s time and plans.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew and niece while your brother and his wife party the night away. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends who won’t ditch you for a fancy party.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the most loyal and trustworthy players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Only one way to find out!

NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

AVOID, bad experience, experiences, lesson learned, lessons learned, Minecraft, never again, NoobGoneWild, not a fan, not again, not enjoyable, not for everyone, not for me, not impressed, not my style, not my thing, not recommended, not worth it, one and done, smp, tried it once, won’t try again

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

MoodBoostingBlocks

cheerful moments, daily delights, everyday comforts, everyday happiness, everyday joys, feel-good moments, happiness hacks, happy thoughts, instant mood boosters, instant mood lift, instant pick-me-up, little things, mood boosters, mood elevators, mood enhancers, mood lifters, MoodBoostingBlocks, positive vibes, simple pleasures, small joys

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log on, a chorus of singing parrots greets you with a personalized welcome song. Not only that, but all the mobs in the game have been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Want to build a house out of giant rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Need a break from mining for diamonds? Hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies. This server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. So why join? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of cheese? Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2821	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	425176
Void Armor Forged:	15	Runes Activated:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Votes:	8325
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5315
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	1732
Dimension Hops:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!