LaptopLustCraft

Assistance, blender, Boundaries, bragging, college, Communication, Expectations, finances, Generosity, Gifts, groceries, grown man, laptop, LaptopLustCraft, Purchases, relationship, self-sufficiency, Stingy, Storm, Support

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a 35F dealing with a 44M who thinks she should buy him a laptop! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about stingy partners or storm-damaged apartments.

On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.

So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	48
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4103	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	247
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	9599
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Votes:	5842

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1465	Players Killed by Monsters:	4623
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6198
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Votes:	8703

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4648	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ores Mined:	3324
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever