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NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Magic Items Found:	2463	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	119	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8802

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	1046	Buildings Constructed:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	9317	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Void Gems Collected:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	765	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7034
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Divine Spears Created:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Votes:	6386	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3690
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Buildings Constructed:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1526	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ores Mined:	8045
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	22