Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Holy Grails Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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