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| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2301 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2698 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience where you can build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and maybe even have a virtual ceremony (with only the guests you actually want there, of course).
And don’t worry about any unwanted guests crashing the party – on our server, you have full control over your guest list. No need to worry about disappointing distant relatives or dealing with family drama – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
So come on over and say “I do” to our server – where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your cake!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 72 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8809 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!
So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 3981 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.
For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.
Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.
The server is completely free to play and has no donations!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe! Who needs chapter 270271 when you can create your own crazy adventures on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, THE ONE will be back in one week bros, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Why should you join Terumi, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be a great idea. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well. But hey, that’s the kind of shenanigans you can expect on Terumi!
We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride. And don’t even get me started on the legendary llama races that happen every Friday night. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So come join us on Terumi for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you on the server, and may the lolz be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 9078 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your emotional support animal (or pixelated pet) without worrying about them destroying our virtual couch cushions. Our server is a safe space for all creatures, whether they’re real or blocky.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their dog chew up your pixelated coffee table. Stand your ground and protect your Minecraft home from any potential damage.
So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without the fear of your virtual furniture getting destroyed. And remember, it’s not insensitive to prioritize your own virtual space!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with talking cows, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, then come join us on our server! Who needs motivation to work hard when you can have this much fun?
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2766 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
