Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro!
