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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5730

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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