PixelPainLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever been building a magnificent castle in Minecraft, only to have a creeper sneak up behind you and blow it all to smithereens? Well, fear no more, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these magical creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on our server, where the only pain you’ll experience is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness we have in store for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	911162	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Crops Grown:	3295	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Zombie Dances:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Magic Items Found:	7192

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Zombie Dances:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.