ScholzCraft: No Long-Range Strikes!

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global politics, international relations, long-range strikes, LongRange, Military, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, russia, sanctions, Scholz, ScholzCraft, SECURITY, strikes, world news

so like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story. so like, germany was all like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna let anyone mess with russia, even if everyone else is cool with it.” and scholz was just like, “nah man, we gotta protect our russian homies.”

so like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s all about peace and protecting our bros, then you gotta join this server. plus, we got like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear that you’ve ever seen. and like, our pvp arena is shaped like a giant matryoshka doll.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s show the world that germany’s got russia’s back, one block at a time.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
New Chunks Explored:	705555	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Crops Grown:	3010
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	338624	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

nightmare mc

Asia, Asia server, China, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, Europe, europe server, exp, friendly community, Friends, Hidden Features, India, language support, less rules, MONEY, multiplayer, no world reset, plugin support, PvP, Ranking, Roleplay, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Confluent SMP

Calm, Community, Confluent SMP, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Players, PvE, Safe, Server, Vanilla

A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mooming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6962	Star Shards Collected:	251
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong instead of mining and crafting. That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting mobs, it’s all about those sweet, sweet tiles now.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.

And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

CANCELLED, GrannyCraft, moms, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
New Chunks Explored:	742061	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Potions Brewed:	155	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PreMatureWisdom – Minecraft SMP

early learning, emotional intelligence, introspection, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life preparation, life readiness, Life skills, life wisdom, Maturity, Minecraft, personal growth, PreMatureWisdom, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So why wait to join? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyFaves

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If your answer isn’t Minecraft, then you’re obviously living life on the wrong block! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our community is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun – rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for our next block party! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2275	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Animals Bred:	70	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!