CraftyTrollzHKJournoBan | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	120

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ventilator Vibes

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Animals Bred:	64

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Villages Defended:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Farms Harvested:	162	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Items Found:	1220

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Meteorites Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	711	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4344
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Items Found:	4774	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	446
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BoomTalkCraft

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	172	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3583
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19