| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4069 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 834 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3441 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2159 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Enchantments Applied: | 72 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5047 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4632 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 571 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 74 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4516 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1682 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8817 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 824 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2204 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7401 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2212 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 288 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8563 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5426 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 63 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 4404 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5024 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9801 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1511 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1133 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4243 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4133 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5729 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8136 | Mines Excavated: | 3189 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 546 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 124 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Votes: | 9181 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3675 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
