Monero isn’t Minecraft SMP private | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!

MoodBoostingBlocks

cheerful moments, daily delights, everyday comforts, everyday happiness, everyday joys, feel-good moments, happiness hacks, happy thoughts, instant mood boosters, instant mood lift, instant pick-me-up, little things, mood boosters, mood elevators, mood enhancers, mood lifters, MoodBoostingBlocks, positive vibes, simple pleasures, small joys

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	186	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log on, a chorus of singing parrots greets you with a personalized welcome song. Not only that, but all the mobs in the game have been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Want to build a house out of giant rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Need a break from mining for diamonds? Hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies. This server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. So why join? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of cheese? Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchantments Applied:	297
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6834	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Emeralds Found:	8003	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	966
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	273
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Runes Activated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	725
Magic Items Found:	8498	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crops Grown:	5277	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8560
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	5450
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	175	Runes Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	964
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Votes:	6831	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Animals Bred:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Potions Brewed:	61

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!