CongoCoupCarnage | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Votes:	5790	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	74

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	201
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4207

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Items Found:	8538	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	845462
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!