Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates? Well, look no further because we’ve got it all!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Divine Spears Created: 18 Rune Stones Activated: 12
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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