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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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