| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 454 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7589 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4237 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6505 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3236 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8959 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1730 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5043 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3765 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 280 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 599 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2763 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 118 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8492 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 683 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6497 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 279917 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3505 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9643 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6906 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2224 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 3821 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4728 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 143 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 89 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
