ResortCraft: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Now serving version 1.21.1 on the East Coast US!

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Server Name	ResortCraft
Theme	Throwback to the early days of 2010s Minecraft
Description	ResortCraft is an ode to the golden era of Minecraft, focusing on old-school building techniques and collaborative gameplay.
IP Address	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does ResortCraft support?

ResortCraft currently supports Minecraft Java Edition 1.16.5.

2. Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are aimed at creating a friendly and welcoming environment for everyone. You can find the rules on our Discord server.

3. Can I join ResortCraft if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! We welcome players of all experience levels, whether you’re a veteran player or just starting out. Our community is friendly and supportive, and we’re here to help you get started.

4. Is ResortCraft a modded server?

No, ResortCraft is a vanilla Minecraft server. We aim to recreate the classic Minecraft experience without any mods or custom plugins.

5. How can I get involved in the community on ResortCraft?

The best way to get involved in the ResortCraft community is by joining our Discord server. Here, you can chat with other players, ask questions, and stay updated on server events and news.

6. Can I collaborate with other players on building projects?

Absolutely! Collaborative building is encouraged on ResortCraft. Feel free to team up with other players to work on shared projects and creations.

7. Are there any specific building challenges or events on ResortCraft?

We occasionally host building challenges and events on ResortCraft to keep things fun and engaging for our players. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Bygone Days Ishmael, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Required reading, Rodion, Ryoshu, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Steam, TETH, tutorial, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our Mirror Dungeon #4 is so trippy, you’ll question reality itself. Watch out for the Mirror of the Wuthering, it might just make you see double!

2. Ever wanted to ride a Refraction Railway Line that takes you on a wild Masquerade adventure? Well, look no further because we’ve got that and more!

3. Our target extractions are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got ID & E.G.Os running amok, causing all sorts of mayhem. Can you handle the chaos?

4. Rumor has it that Devyat’ North Section 3 is haunted by the ghost of Ishmael. Will you be brave enough to face the spirits of Bygone Days?

5. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, surprises, and a whole lot of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft journey and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Tiktok King Ryback Minecraft SMP

athlete, biggest draw, Bodybuilding, Content Creator, Entertainment, feed me more, FITNESS, influencer, inspiration, King, Minecraft, motivation, online presence, Popular, Ryback, smp, social media, success, tiktok, trending, viral, wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Ryback! That’s right, the WWE superstar himself is the admin of our server and he’s been proving he’s the biggest draw on TikTok again.

Join us for epic battles in the ring (or should I say, the Minecraft arena) where you can show off your wrestling skills and take down your opponents with style. And who knows, maybe Ryback himself will challenge you to a match!

But that’s not all, we also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, Ryback’s theme song plays in the background to hype you up. It’s like having your own personal entrance music every time you strike it rich in the mines.

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with wrestling, diamonds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Ryback himself. Feed Me More fun on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GreenFlagCraft

compatibility, compromise, emotional intelligence, good communication, Green flag, GreenFlagCraft, growth, Happiness, healthy dynamic, Honesty, long term potential, love, loyalty, mutual respect, positive sign, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if your green flag is riding pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds!

On our server, you can participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get us started on our underwater disco parties with glow-in-the-dark squids as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with treasure and traps that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. And rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyPixelAppleLand

Apple, Competition, consumer choice, CraftyPixelAppleLand, digital market, digital rights, EU regulations, EU warning, european union, Ios, iPhone, market dominance, mobile devices, mobile operating system, operating system, regulatory compliance, Smartphone, software, Software Development, tech industry, Technology

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Galaxion _Gens_

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Galaxion is a Tycoon Generator Server That includes: • Islands • Generators • Mining • Crates • Leveling Up • Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1256	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	7410

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyKidLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

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haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2904
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ores Mined:	3454	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crops Grown:	6268	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!