AlexandriaSMP- The Server Where the Adults Play with Toys and Make Dubious Life Decisions

Adults, AlexandriaSMP, Community, Connect, Coreprotect, Decisions, Discord, dubious, Economy, Events, Fun, Interaction, Life, Map, mature admins, Minecraft, Play, player-driven, Server, shopping district, smp, Toys, Trust System, voice chat, Voting, Website, world generation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Overview
Join AlexandriaSMP – A Community-Driven Minecraft Experience Are you looking for a Minecraft server where your voice matters and your creativity is valued? Welcome to AlexandriaSMP, a place where community comes first.

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?
Experienced 18+ Admin Team: Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone. Community-Driven Decisions: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together. Enhanced World Generation: Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage. Trust-Based System with CoreProtect: No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community. Regular Events: Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP. Thriving Economy: Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team: Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation: Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect: No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events: Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy: Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Become Part of the AlexandriaSMP Community
Ready to join? Visit our Website or connect with us on Discord to get started.

FAQ

Q: How can I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can join AlexandriaSMP by visiting our website or connecting with us on Discord. Follow the instructions provided to get started.

Q: What is the age requirement for AlexandriaSMP?

A: AlexandriaSMP is intended for players aged 18 and above.

Q: How are major server decisions made on AlexandriaSMP?

A: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input and opinions are valued in shaping the server.

Q: Is there a land claiming system on AlexandriaSMP?

A: No, AlexandriaSMP operates on trust with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are resolved quickly. There is no need for land claims.

Q: What kind of events can I participate in on AlexandriaSMP?

A: AlexandriaSMP hosts bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. Stay tuned for upcoming events!

Q: How can I get involved in the economy on AlexandriaSMP?

A: Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy to interact with other players and have fun trading items.

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Towns Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3730	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Emeralds Found:	6264
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	189	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	975	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	88	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ores Mined:	2848
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Towns Built:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	174
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	5511	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Animals Bred:	57	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2