noBnoT | New Minecraft Servers 2024

EAGLERCRAFT IP: wss://eagler.noBnoT.org Java IP: noBnoT.org

Welcome to noBnoT, one of the first (if not the first) PROPERLY RAN, PROPERLY SETUP, AND TRUE EAGLERCRAFT ANARCHY SERVER WITH A GOOD ADMIN. This eaglercraft anarchy server is like 2b2t in that there are absolutely no rules, no bans, no mutes, no nothing. Hacks are freely allowed, although there is a very light anticheat to prevent game-breaking exploits. Do whatever you want – fight, grief, build, destroy, whatever – it’s freely allowed here. Be yourself.

noBnoT runs on the latest version of Minecraft Java, 1.21.1 (as of this writing). It supports all versions from 1.7.x-1.21.x (and eaglercraft, obviously) and is cracked.

If you want to see all the new mobs, blocks, and items in their true form however, you will need to join on java edition with the IP below.

EAGLERCRAFT IP: wss://eagler.noBnoT.org Java IP: noBnoT.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3301	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyPixelAppleLand

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so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Galaxion _Gens_

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Galaxion is a Tycoon Generator Server That includes: • Islands • Generators • Mining • Crates • Leveling Up • Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Star Shards Collected:	226	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Potions Brewed:	158
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchantments Applied:	82	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	63
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyKidLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	5863
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!