so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Russian soldiers, like, invaded the server and started griefing everyone’s builds. it was, like, chaos, bro. but don’t worry, we took care of those pesky soldiers and now the server is, like, totally safe. join us and be a hero, dude. plus, we have, like, the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. you don’t wanna miss out, trust me. come join the fun, yo!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Villages Defended: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 19
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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